Garbage Cheese

When you pull the large industrial garbage bag out of the pool trash cans and it starts to leak out. Then you drop it on your foot and when you lift it up there’s cottage cheese made from trash juice on your shoe. Also can be described as mushy solid found at the bottom of a garbage can mainly composed of half darken beer, popsicle juice, and half eaten chips.

Owen I got some garbage cheese on my foot last night so be careful with the garbage today.

by PoolWorker June 12, 2021

Garbage In, Gospel Out

Garbage In, Gospel Out: A phrase used to describe the process in which false or misleading information (the "garbage") is entered into official records, documents, or systems and then treated as absolute truth (the "gospel") simply because it has been recorded. The phrase highlights how once incorrect data is documented, it gains an undeserved level of credibility and authority, often leading to manipulation or deception. This is commonly seen in legal, medical, and institutional contexts where fabricated or false information is accepted as fact and used to discredit individuals or cover up wrongdoing.

"Officer John Jacko Romero wrote a completely fabricated police report, claiming an incident occurred when absolutely nothing happened. There was no contact, no 911 call, and I was out shopping the entire day. I only found out about this false report when I was later served with a temporary restraining order that included it. This is a perfect example of garbage in, gospel out—he invented the report out of thin air, and now it’s treated as if it’s the truth."

by Watchlist Subject 9596690-00 September 12, 2024

floating island of garbage

Description of Puerto Rico, by comedian Tony Hinchcliffe during a rally for Donald Trump

Tony Hinchcliffe: I don’t know if you guys know this, but there’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico."

by artist6000 October 28, 2024

Floating island of garbage

Puerto Rico according to Tony Hinchcliffe.

"There’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico"

-Tony Hinchcliffe
October 27, 2024

by nb21-rz2k October 31, 2024

Schrödinger's Garbage

A piece of media—such as a movie, book, television series, or video game—characterized by such poor quality or ambiguous tone that it is difficult to discern whether it was created as a serious work or intended as a parody.

"I couldn't tell if that movie was meant to be a serious thriller or a spoof—it’s total Schrödinger's Garbage. Every scene leaves you wondering if the bad acting and bizarre plot twists were intentional or just a sign of terrible filmmaking."

by normalmaximo November 10, 2024

human garbage

It's a virus called RD9, or as I like to call it, World Cure.
At the end of the game, everyone in the stadium will be infected.
It should take two to three weeks for symptoms to start showing up.

- By which time 96 000 fans from almost every country in the world
will be back home spreading the disease. Why are you doing this?

- Well, think about it. We have seven billion people
running around on a planet that can only hold five.
I am just trying to make the world a better place, that's all,
by deleting the surplus.

- "Cure the world." And who exactly do you intend to "delete"?

- The garbage ... the imbeciles, who lie around drunk, reproducing like rabbits,
and sitting there with their hand out, expecting the rest of us to pay.
And let's be frank, who's gonna miss them anyway?

- You are!

- Haha, no.

— The Brothers Grimsby (2016)

We should delete the human garbage as soon as possible,
to make room for the few worthy people.

by milahu November 15, 2025

Dog garbage

Something so foul that, if given a garbage can and the full understanding that whatever that goes in that garbage can is gone forever, even a dog would deem it garbage.

Turn that shit off, that song is absolute dog garbage

by wakethewinds January 28, 2025