Authenticity Gap

The difference between how a brand, influencer, or company presents itself and what people actually experience. It’s the space between the polished marketing and the disappointing reality.

“Her LinkedIn posts are all about work-life balance, but she brags about 80-hour weeks. That’s the authenticity gap in action.”

by PatternGhost September 10, 2025

Nose Slap Ass Gap

When your wife is sleeping peacefully so you slide your arm around her and shove smelling salts in her face. You then use her horrified recoil to shove your dick up her ass.

My woman went to sleep on me after making promises earlier in the day. So I hit her with the Nose Slap Ass Gap.

by Mgatty April 19, 2023

Ratchet Gap

A woman that is known for her more promiscuous activities and is accompanied by a prominent gap between her two front teeth. This is usually due to the inability to afford braces as a teenager and an absent father figure.

Do you think I should hit up Mindy? Yeah man, she’s a ho. Have you seen her ratchet gap? Dead giveaway!

by Egroves206 October 30, 2022

Brain Gap

To be so profoundly retarded that people legitimately believe that there’s a big ass gap where your smooth brain should be

John: I am retarded but being retarded allows me to have an open mind

Steve: This guy’s got brain gap

by The Second Darkest One November 7, 2022

Gap

To beat someone in a drag race (usually referencing a street race) by a large margin

Guy1: look at that civic
Guy2: hold on im going to gap this ricer

by Mr meeeeseeeeks April 17, 2017

gap insurance

Extra-heavy elastic, stronger thread, larger buttons, etc., that help ensure that your clothing won't be either "saggy 'n' baggy" or revealing.

Hot chick: I like guys as much as any of the other chicks around town, but I also value my modesty and appearance, so I always choose clothing that has sufficient gap insurance; I don't wanna give lustful studs or anyone else the wrong idea about me by looking slutty or sloppy.

by QuacksO March 24, 2019

email gap

(n.) - A period of time when you do not open your email inbox due to travel, moving to a new home, or week-long bedrest due to flu or other health problems.

"Wow, I was out of town for so long, travelling on business, that I just didn't have time to pay attention to the email gap in my inbox."

-- Overheard at an office watercooler in Boston, November 7, 2010

by PRwiz101 November 15, 2010