Colin Wong

Half white, half Asian, all fat. Some call him Hockey Donkey, most just call him an ediot. A man by the name of Colin Wong is often found waddling over to Munchies to eat some munchie chunks, often disregarding his doctor's frequent warnings of obesity. His BMI currently stands at 59.4. May we all pray for him.

Damn, that Colin Wong is eating munchie chunks again

by SBA Anonymous November 22, 2021

Colin

A guy with this name is kinda buff. You know, big muscles, star athlete you get it. Anyways you don’t wanna mess with this person as he can be hella scary. He is the ladies man, and can’t go long without being in a relationship, so ladies or gentleman if u date a Colin, be careful bc if you guys break up he’d move on in at least a week. However this douche bag does have a sweet side, he can make you smile when you don’t want to, and he really cares for his friends. A Colin can break your heart and your ribs :)

Person 1: “dude what happened to you, why are you in a cast?”

Person 2: “Colin, Colin happened to me”

by Kitty c4t December 8, 2019

Colin

daddy

colin dont do that to me AUGGHHHGHHGHGHGHH~

by Iloveyoungones March 11, 2022

Colin

He is soft he won’t fight anyone is hella annoying and says gay shit all day

Colin sucks dick

by Bigbandz nigga July 15, 2019

Colin

Colin is a cool person 😎

Oh hello Braeden have you seen Colin today? Yea he’s such a cool person 😎

by Forgiman April 21, 2020

colin c.

a self proclaimed 'big man', a very hot, sexy man 😍

a ; hey do u know 'colin c.?'
b ; oh yeah ..... him 😍 😍 😍
a ; yeah, him 😍 😍

by friskypissky May 6, 2022

Colin

Prob is white and is a trumpie and prob dating 5000000000000000 girls before.

Girl: I'm sad

Boy: why?
Girl: colin and I broke up

Boy: that white crusty wanna-be cool boy

Boy: he is the definition of an ick man
Girl: *cries*
Boy: you will be fine he was a NASTY CHEETO PUFF CRUST trump supporter anyway

KANYE 2024

by BOBtheBUILDERcanHEfixIT🥸 October 10, 2022