Shiitake Shark

A shark that is so high on shrooms he doesn’t know he’s a shark.

The shiitake shark was so high he didn’t know how to swim

by Sandstorm81 December 6, 2019

shark thumb

Shark Thumb.
The sexual act of placing you little finger (pinky) inside your partners anus (butt), while keeping all other fingers tucked in except the thumb that will stand proud and looks like a shark fin just slightly cresting the bottom of your partners posterior (butt) as they lay on their front.

During foreplay Sam Shark Thumb'ed meredith last night, meredith giggled as she looked over her shoulder and saw the shark fin (Sam's thumb).

by Samqwell December 30, 2019

Shark gang

A group of people assembled duemail to their loneliness and the lack of people who care about them

Nobody:
Shark gang: *lonely noises*

by Holy trinity-MC_Assassin_300 June 9, 2019

Brown shark

The result of letting a poop go in the middle of a lake.

Christina just let out the biggest brown shark

by Michelle Rene August 30, 2019

Shark Ass

When it seems like a person doesn't have a booty but, when they wear little to no clothes they have a booty.
It sneaks up like a shark.

Erika has a shark ass and maybe her

by CreamcheeseDaddy February 23, 2020

Shark kiss

The act of kissing significant other with an open mouth and teeth exposed

Babe I’m going to shark kiss you on the face

by Gadnuck the destroyer February 25, 2020

The Shark Gods

Nathaniel and Jerry, translucent sharks 10x the size of a normal shark. Mainly inhabiting the Atlantic Ocean they eat large amounts of fish, seals, and cult members who fail to impress their greatness. With a cult based around them, the religion worshiped by only the most intelligent and strong extremists (and this one autistic dude), their cult numbers are few but powerful

The Shark Gods will smite you down with the power of the ocean

by I just ate a bat May 21, 2020