Rod is one of the nicest people, he cares about anyone and everyone, he always puts a smile on your face. He is the first person you go to, to make you feel better. Rod is always up for a chat. Rod is handsome, funny, smart, flirty and overall the best person to be alive. You need a Rod in your life of its not complete. Everyone knows how important he is and how loved and appreciated he is. Rod is a great best friend and even boyfriend. He doesn't always believe it but he is one of the best people alive.
by cutiepie664 November 19, 2019

a useless bald hod carrier that looks like homer simpson ugly twin and never turns up Mondays cos he's down spoons with his boyfriend
by mr cod September 2, 2022

Gus: Dave...I can't do this anymore, I just saw someone Rod Blending...
Dave: Sounds kinda tasty ngl.
Dave: Sounds kinda tasty ngl.
by peegobbler420 March 11, 2021

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by Rodrage October 13, 2023

a euphemism for masturbation
by flatulencenuggets September 7, 2022

by Dowell rod July 31, 2021
