media-primate

A media-primate is a person, who isn't firm with the media and the internet at all. Media-primates are mostly boomers.

You are a media-primate. / Your mother behaves like a media-primate

by georg.ws February 1, 2023

Tripolar Media

The advertising agency . You need them and if you can find them , then maybe you can hire Tripolar Media.

Tripolar Media insane manic creative skills

unusual ability's continuous periods of mania

by tripolar July 30, 2010

skypan media

A fake media company used by the youth to trick their parents into thinking they are employed

Kid: Mom, I work at skypan media
Mom: that's amazing, you must have lots of listeners
4 years later,
Kid: I still don't have a single listener, damn

by James Gunn- "CEO" skypan media December 15, 2012

matrix media

A word used by severely disabled twitter users who think people are controlled by the “matrix media” to make certain statements against their will.

Twitter user: “Did you hear Dr. Disrespect admitted to being a pedo!?”

Sped Twitter User: “He didn’t do anything. The matrix media made him say it.”

by Ahegaoblunt December 11, 2024

Media diagnosis

All the bs and fake biographical details that the media invents about you when you are a celebrity.

Dtts your media diagnosis. It's b.s.

by Sexydimma August 18, 2022

Media

An outlet that has allowed one side of many to have a voice throughout the pandemic.

You hear from kids concerned about kids that don't wear masks to school, r workers concerned about coworkers that haven't been vaccinated, or workers excited to get in line for a vaccine on the media/news, but you never here from anybody that disagrees, anybody concerned about all the people wearing masks to school or work, forfeiting their rights to goas they please to schoolbor work without a fight. You never hear from people that don't trust the vaccines or the people that make them, or order people to get them. Then there are a lot more sides to it than that you hear nothing about watching the news, because the news is dull, they're just telling people what they want them to hear.

by The Original Agahnim August 23, 2021

media beauty

A woman/man who is what media calls "flawless"

ex. a clear-skinned, curvy, skinny, tall, large breasted woman is the common 'requirements' of a media beautiful woman

Selena Gomez is media beautiful

or
Selena Gomez promotes a lot of media beauty.

by bobby the elf February 2, 2019