Greg

someone who takes something precious and leaves you picking up the pieces, thriving on the thrill of their own game. xoxo

talk and promises, but turned out to be a gregory, flippin my world upside down and walkin away with a smirk

by bubblyharleyquin June 19, 2025

Greg

A person that considers unlucky everything that doesnt find correct

Person :I think you are wrong Greg

Greg: Unlucky

by Xanthi mid June 25, 2022

Greg

A 46 year old washed up drag queen who’s homeless and follows around two random teenage girls all the time. For some reason he still walks around in full drag (though he can’t do it very well). He eats cheese. He will take over the world. Run.

DISCLAIMER: imaginary.

Greg will take over the planet.

Greg eats cheese.

by Greg’s employee November 21, 2023

Greg

Greg is the coolest man in the world, the person who everybody knows and loves. Greg is the best and fairest person you would ever know.

Jack said to Lewis, "Dude, stop thinking you're a Greg, cause you're not."

by cha-ching_ka_chicka May 30, 2021

greg

i guess you looked it up...

Greg is the cult of Denny Gorbzalez.
join now to get your soul sucked away by a mischievous little nutcracker dude

ME: omg im truly greg
IDIOT: whats are you talking about?
ME: im a part of the fastest growing army on the internet!
IDIOT: *slowy backs away*

by laurenkathryne November 01, 2020

Greg

The fastest growing army on the internet,
(Don't look that up)

Dude 1: Yo I just discovered pizza toppings!
Dude 2: WOAH! Greg is the fastest growing army on the internet!
Dude 3: Greg
Dude 1, 2 &3: Greg Greg Greg

by Vikkstar123 is bad. May 25, 2020

Greg

An unattractive man that should always wear his glasses who manages to get beautiful girls despite his looks. Usually short; always beady eyed.

Greg is someone who thinks wifi causes autism and who tells you the best time to nap.

Definitely into threesomes and converting people to his ways.

If you want unsolicited advice, talk to GREG.

by TheProblemSolver August 05, 2021