The Garden Fresh Special

Unlimited soup, salad, and poop lunch at the Olive Garden.

Marie ordered the garden fresh special at the Olive Garden, before seeing Hitch.

by Don Everest April 7, 2005

Alabama garden hose

While getting a blowjob, you find you really need to pee. You suggest through body language that you're going to cum, but instead grab the back of their head and piss in their mouth.

My friend's mom was blowing me but I realized that she was ugly so I pulled out my Alabama Garden Hose.

by Uncle Screwj May 5, 2017

chewed garden hose

The action of jamming needles, or similar objects, into you penis and then jacking off until climax. The semen then sprays out like a garden hose chewed by a dog.

I got tired of jacking off normally so I tried out the chewed garden hose, never felt anything better.

by Johnson and the juice crew November 7, 2017

Dirty Olive Garden

the act of shoving Olive Garden salad up one's ass before eating spaghetti

"I was feeling kind of overheated last night so I gave myself a Dirty Olive Garden"

by butter-flies January 24, 2023

dirty Olive Garden

the act of shoving an Olive Garden breadstick up one's ass and performing anal sex while using alfredo sauce as lube

"Jenny was horny during dinner so I gave her the dirty Olive Garden

by butter-flies January 24, 2023

Clason Point Gardens

Clason point gardens the greatest place to live.

Stan-Hey man you should come visit Clason point gardens
Mom-I heard it’s nice over there

by Niggalations 12:15 April 11, 2022

organic mushroom gardening

So this guy texted omg when I told her that I'm pregnant even though I'm a guy and liek I have no idea what omg means so I went to Google to search for what it meant and it means Organic Mushroom Gardening so yeah if you're gonna be pregnant soon and you don't know what omg means then here you go.

Humanoid 1: Dude you are like so pregnant right now!
Humanoid 3: Hey who ate Humanoid 2?
Humanoid 2: bEcAusE 7 aTe 9!
Humanoid 7: ORGANIC MUSHROOM GARDENING!!!

by Akoof May 16, 2019