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A bad ass mentality for a bad ass person. This person can go through hell and back and still be the coolest mf you know

Person 1: “I’ve pitched the whole game, my elbow hurts”
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when something is so dangerous or strong it will mess you up if you try

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A quote used to show how if someone has done something incredibly wrong and has been exposed for it, there can be no turning it around or no escape

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