Mississippi Earth Monkey

Definition: When two crackheads fuck in the mud getting covered in it

I saw two Mississippi Earth Monkeys fucking behind the 7/11.

by Moosemilk01 August 14, 2021

earth woke

An individual that is highly perceptive regarding the current state of the world. Generally practices a lifestyle of being mindful, ecofriendly and aware of their current carbon footprint inpact to the earth. Typically avoids shopping at large e-commerce stores or corporations and prefers smaller niche retailers at three times the cost. Diet is usually vegetal leaning or fully vegan. Clothes are typically thrifted or bought from expensive small business retailers.

Selectively expensive in some things such high quality products for aesthetics but serves no ergonomic function.

Don't you think Kelly is so earth woke? She just bought a compost machine and that blue land soap. She really loves the environment.

by boardgamebender January 26, 2022

Earth

Listen, we know Earth is the place for racism, SA's, P. Diddy, Drake, John Cena-

But come on. the Earth is the only place with memes, games, important events in history, and Elon Musk trying to send his Cybertruck to Mars. Or atleast space. I don't know.

Wanna know a fun fact? WE ALL LIVE ON EARTH !!!! So cool right????? I bet you weren't expecting THAT!!!!

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by 3170_:)_0713 April 30, 2025

Earth

A big crowded ghetto that offers no real hope or promise for anybody. Almost everyone is subjugated by the system; school, work, work, work, then they hoodwink you out of retirement so you work until you die. Fuck this shit.

Alien: So how did you like Earth (laughing).
Abductee: What a shithole.

by Space Wrangler September 3, 2021

Odesa's Earth Day Speech

A saying that refers a bad speech that will go down hill and become an embarrassment.

'My speech is going to be such and Odesa's earth day speech.'

by anonymous May 1, 2023

Earth Day

Lesbian slang used to identify other possible lesbians. If a lesbian is into you but isn’t sure if you like girls, she’ll tell you to have a happy/good/etc. earth day.

Lesbian #1: hey girl hope you have a good earth day!!
Lesbian #2: omg thanks!! hope you have a good earth day too!!

by thatsexybitch3000 December 5, 2022

Earth

A place that is flat

Jim:"Look at how not spherical that place is."

Mark:"Must be an earth."

by Ikeshrafter June 9, 2018