Clarke's Law

In a similar vein to Godwin's Law, Clarke's Law dictates that somehow, someway, pedophiles will inevitably be brought up in an online argument. Often a form of simultaneously deflecting and projecting.

Thomas: Here is a picture of me holding my wife in bed.
Mavis: Ewww, she looks like a baby this is so odddddd...
Eric: Clarke's Law, you lose

by BangarangTwist June 01, 2025

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Dean Clark

when you go up to a child in the middle of the street and scant them and bend them over and shove a carrot up there rectum

I just dean clarked him

by Dean Clark 91 December 08, 2024

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Captain Clark

The captain of a highly regarded administration team. She is famous for the quote "My Team" and uses this where possible. She is a very hard working team captain and wears an arm band similar to soccer players to show who the captain of the side is.

Captain Clark is also a good tipper in rugby league tipping competitions.

"My team should now be doing what I say" said Captain Clark

by Wholian Assange March 23, 2011

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