clown the rice

To mess up badly. An unsuccessful attempt.
I'm at work and can't clown the rice on this new project.
by Idaho Sell December 11, 2008
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Clown Dick

When you get done fucking your GF and find out shes on the rag becasue your pubic hair is bright red like the wig on a clown.
OH shit, that time of the month again huh Karen... I got CLOWN DICK again... My pubic hair's red..
by Leroy Lereaux March 19, 2019
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Clown Pound

A clown pound is when a clown, or a costumed mascot has sexual intercourse with you, then wails on your ass with a steak tenderizer...
My man mike clown pounded tihs one chick while working at Chuck E. Cheese's...
by Mr Sexy (Badger) November 19, 2011
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clown monkey

1: A little monkey dressed in funny clothes that dances around next to a clown who is usually playing an accordian or other terrrible musical instrument. 2: An idiot who you only hang out with because his stupid behavior amuses you and you can laugh openly at him.
Nobody really likes that clown monkey PJ, but his stupid antics are fun to laugh at when you're bored.
by bigtimehotshot October 18, 2011
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Brown clown

Brown clown is a heroin/brown user who is constantly in a nod/half sleep state,where they can't control/account for their actions and look fucking retarded.
Hey look at that sorry ass brown clown,they are so loaded I think they shit themselves. That brown clown is drooling everywhere, haha that brown clown just burned themselves with their cigarette again, that brown clown is so pathetic they can't even move.
by Filthy(425) January 11, 2018
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clown fire

A combination of clown show and dumpster fire. An indication of a situtation where circumstances are completely out of control and only getting worse.
This project is a complete clown fire.
by skebo5150 January 10, 2019
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Urban Clown

The Urban Clown (U.C.) is the evil twin of the circus clown. They share physical attributes but differ in behavior. Like circus clowns they wear over-sized, baggy and loud clothing. Instead of white foundation, the U.C. prefers dark colors and facial tattoos. Traditional clowns wear humorous wigs such as bald caps and colored hair. The U.C. prefers to be bald or if hair is present, the U.C. has shaved designs. The circus clown is known for a cone shaped hat while a U.C. utilizes a baseball cap that is never worn the way as intended. An optional head apparel is the “do-rag”that is reminiscent of that of a food service worker. Some prefer a cowl or hood which has no parallel in circus clown culture.

Instead of horns for comic effect, the U.C. clown carries a gun (or "gat") to intimidate and make poor decisions that typically end in incarceration. In lieu of a seltzer water bottle the U.C. carries a 40oz beer to numb their shame of inner and social ignorance.

The U.C. emulates the circus clown with self loathing and public humiliation in hope of seeking the acceptance of others. The U.C. is typically inept, uneducated (by choice) & a coward who’s is not equipped to solve problems with reasoning. Unlike the traditional clown, the U.C. is neither friendly nor approachable thus incapable of bringing joy to children (or sticking around to support and guide those they fathered). Contrary to the circus clown, laughing at their attire or behavior can lead to serious injury and death.
“Dude, stop staring at the urban clown, he is liable to kill us.”

“You urban clowns need to get the fuck outta here, or I’m calling the cops!”
by Mephistophelies May 15, 2012
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