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Beard Balls

Beard Balls are the hairs that hang off your balls and look like a beard.
So, Bro you gonna trim your Beard Balls? I did and I never felt better!
by The not Lumbersexual July 14, 2016
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rainbow beard

When a man's facial hair grows in patches of different colors.
Jeff's has a blonde mustache, black neckbeard, and red patches near his chin. He's got epic rainbow beard going on.
by Jackerman90 November 29, 2009
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Handsome Beard

When a man and a very nice beard growth, thick and well kept without the need of constant grooming.
Person 1: Wow check that mans beard out it really suits him!

Person 2: Oh yeah, you're right...that truly is a handsome beard!
by punkwendyhouse November 14, 2011
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Beard Bulking

When you let your beard grow wild af before you go and get a rigorous trim, sculpt, and product beard massage.
Me: Wow Tyler, you’re beard is looking pretty unruly.

Tyler: I’m beard bulking to look fly for the ladies this summer.
by Jaydawn April 27, 2022
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Dragon's Beard

The loose skin that remains on the underside of a circumsized penis.
"Would please give my Dragon's Beard a tug?"
by Charlie Victor Echo November 16, 2017
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beard blind

the inability to see or recall if a man or woman has facial hair, including if it changes over time. not to be confused with beard blinders; the use of one's hands to part excessive facial or other hair. Ex "his beard was so copious she had to use beard blinders to kiss him
Beard blind in the witness made the garden gnome bank robbers hard to finger
by odiepeyote February 25, 2017
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