Badger Basher

A person whose sole mission in life seems to be tearing down UW-Madison, mostly because they weren’t admitted.
“Every time someone mentions Madison, John—the Badger Basher who wanted to attend but was rejected—delusionally insists that Whitewater is superior.”
by January 02, 2025
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hailey jean badger

the most prettiest thing a man could find in the world she has a great personality and she loves animals and that is a hailey jean badger
hailey jean badger your beautiful

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by hailey is da girl November 02, 2017
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Rusty Badger

When your bro performs oral sex on you in your siblings house.
I went out drinking with my sister's friend and at the end of the night he gave me a rusty badger.
by Titty Goblin April 13, 2021
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now, the badger goes silent

A common saying when texting where when someone is pointed out on some outlandish statement or action, or when a good point is made, after which the person goes silent.
Friend 1: I'm telling you, I'm not a vampire!
Friend 2: You screamed when I threw water from a church on you...
Friend 1: That was just a reflex! Anyone would scream if cold water was unexpectedly thrown on them!
Friend 2: *silence*
Friend 1: Now, the badger goes silent
by Imnotthough December 30, 2024
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Chocolate Badger

A women who wipes her vagina back to front.
That mong over there, she's got a chocolate badger!!!
by ZeroFluxGiven August 11, 2020
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burrowing badger

an animal who represents characteristics anyone would desire such as hardwork, dependibilty, funness, and coolness. They are however, allergic to gold and opposed to common belief, do not chunk wood like woodchucks.
Bob's Jordan wanted to be like the burrowing badger it saw prancing in the prairie.
by swhale January 02, 2011
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Badger thighs

Typically an insult. Used to describe a person with one leg shorter than the other.
I was melloin down the street yeah when this badger thighs comes yelln at me like he’s havin a go at me I’m like mate take your quads and go back to ur ecosystem
by Rowdyman March 24, 2021
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