National Ask for Nudes Day

Where you can ask anyone for nudes without being judged

18th April

Hey can I get some nudes for National Ask for Nudes Day
Yeah sure

by Awe Bois April 18, 2021

Ask

Something I didn't do.

I didn't ask.

by TheGaytor April 23, 2021

Who asked

No one.

"The person who asked is not found"

by YaBubbleBooty May 26, 2021

Ask out a Fanpage day!

May 29 is ask a fanpage out day. This is a day you will get a Gf/Bf so you better go find them or you will be single forever😀.

Fanpage 1: Ugh i really want to ask out (fanpage)
Fanpage 2: Go ask them out today is ask out a fanpage day!

Fanpage 3: Hey would you like to go out with me (fanpage)
Fanpage 1: Ofc!

by The hit woman May 28, 2021

Ask murderer

Someone who pronounces the word "ask" like "AXE".

My Ebonics professor at Howard University asked me several questions, speaking like an ask murderer.

by Sardine Poopchute September 4, 2024

ask for derections

What Mr. Happy may need to do when attempting intercourse with a really "ample" female.

It's true dat I "like my women big" in dat it means both "more to love" and da definite possibility of larger boobs. However, I do draw da line at da degree of "plus size" if my swollen schlong actually has to "ask for derections" in order to find da chick's love-nest.

by QuacksO November 6, 2024

Asking if the sun is cold

1. When someone asks a yes or no question so dumb that it genuinely shocks everyone around.

2. When someone makes a statement that can be easily disproven.

Jimmy: pointing at a girl he likes, a lesbian pin on her bag. “Do you think she actually would like me back?”
Evan: “You’re Asking if the sun is cold, Jimmy.”

by Scharey! December 7, 2024