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plastic dull knife

1. referring to the actual, plastic dull knife
2. a useless trick/weapon against something more powerful/clever trick
Ex 1.
"Is that a plastic dull knife? why are you borrowing it here?"
Ex 2.
Generic Hero: "I WILL SMITE YOU WITH MY SWORD."
Villain: "YOU PULL A PLASTIC D U L L KNIFE TO MY TRICKERY!!!"
by haveyouwondered August 28, 2023
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Knife

Wasn't the guns because there was a mass shooter and it wasn't attention because he fled and intended not to get caught.
Hym "And getting rid of the guns only stops the people who can afford security from getting stabbed by someone with a Knife. The selfish pundit class wants themselves to be safe while they hire security for themselves and then the rest of you can just get killed in a mass stabbing or something. And he had guns. The guns did nothing to save him there. It's not the culture because he's culture is being a solipsistic incest cultists who believe the sane people are the ones who think they are immortal and that a magical reality man made the the boss of everyone by proxy. So no. The cause of the murder is whatever the cause of the murder happened to be and NOT WHATEVER SELF-INDULGENT BULLSHIT THE INFLUENCER FILTH HAS DECIDED TO MAKE UP IN RESPONSE TO THE MURDER OF ONE OF THEIR OWN. One side says it's one thing. The other side says it something else. They can't both be right. All I know this that MY thing persists. And that's all that matters."
by Hym Iam September 12, 2025
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Flip-Knife

Someone looked up synonyms for the words “switch” and “blade” and rebranded the switch-blade to make it legal
“Yo dude is that a switchblade?”
“Nah man, this is a flip-knife”
“Well, what’s the difference”
What do you mean?”
“Is there a difference between a switchblade and a flip-knife?
“I don’t understand the question”
by CrankinCraig April 26, 2021
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shelling knife

A knife used to remove meat from shellfish.
Don't throw that shelling knife overboard it's the last one.
by ACIDDROPx420HITS March 27, 2023
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Navaja Knife

Person 1: KNIFE!!!!

Person 2: YOO WHAT IS IT

Person 1: It's a Navaja Knife **then proceed to off yourself**
by Mongoosey April 30, 2021
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time knife

It’s a phrase that some dude on the Erin that me that made no sense because he’s probably high when typing it.
You’ve seen the hat man? But not the time knife!?
by Uglyeye28 April 21, 2023
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knife coach

a life coach whose only method of motivation is cutting or stabbing you with a knife - typically hired from the deep recesses of craigslist
"I really do NOT want to finish my reading assignment. Hey, Maury Povich is on TV," says client.

"I'ma fuckin cut you bitch," says knife coach. "YOU READ OR YOU BLEED." *Licks Knife*

"Well I guess I'll just finish up this reading assignment."
by DunchThirty February 13, 2012
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