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by bluetextman July 29, 2021

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you scream that when someone starts crying at a funeral be4 it started

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by vonsgetback May 10, 2023

fucked up button

When one of your buttons is fucked up. Then you take it away and remove the attachment it works better than before.

My name is Liam and all my buttons have gone thru the "fucked up button" process.

by anonymous March 23, 2021

gonna fuck it up

When someone is screwing up or somebody is doing something in a wrong way.

He gonna fuck it up because he is an asshole...

by Eaco October 9, 2017

Fuck up

The exact opposite of SAFIYYAH SHEIKH

Safiyyah: I’m a fuck up
Everyone else: YOURE THE EXACT OPPOSITE

by Oansdhrbrbeiwowsjnx February 22, 2019

Shut The Fuck Up Day

Shut The Fuck Up Day takes place on April 17 where everyone stops talking, and whoever talks is automatically a homosexual.

Oh shit it's Shut The Fuck Up Day time to shut the fuck up

by TheEditorOfTheWorld April 16, 2021

FUCKED UP

Fucking up something in the process of fucking something up.

A man fucked up when he went to rob a bank, but FUCKED UP when he forgot his guns.

by ScufFishie May 18, 2021