thailand

A country that has been exploited by greedy westerners.

Property for Sale in Rawai, Phuket, Thailand.

by loei January 12, 2008

Mexican Tail Whip

After performing anal sex with a condom, whip your partner across the face with the cum-filled, shit-covered condom. It may or may not be accompanied by the phrase "I challenge you to a duel!"

1. Last year on my trip to Mexico, a cute civilian, named Pedro, gave me a Mexican Tail Whip.

2. Jovce finally got into his girlfriend's ass. After finishing, and without her knowing, he performed the Mexican Tail Whip. He will never get a piece of that ass again.

by The Dragon Fam March 27, 2009

leather clad tail gunner

A reference to gay men in leather pants or chaps (or a leather skirt, for that matter). Primarily found in gay nigtclubs looking to find "a real thweet fwiend." First known use of this phrase is accredited to Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, an Aussie comic.

" We were so pissed I didn't realized we'd stumbled in to a poofters bar. While me mate was odering up a another round of piss, I noticed that we were surrounded by a bunch of leather clad tail gunners."

by A "Bloody" Fan July 20, 2008

pull more tail than a special needs kid at a petting zoo

another way of saying a guy gets laid a lot tail haste two contexts in this fraise the first one is referring to pussy the next one is the tail of a dog or something that special needs kids will pull on if the animal try's to escape there petting

ian: yeah bro next last year when i whent to college i pull more tail than a special needs kid at a petting zoo

chris: yeah buddy

by Rocheman4280 August 31, 2013

split tail

{woman}, {chick}, {girl}, {female}, {bird}

That's a great looking split tail of a girlfriend?

by jdrcomp October 5, 2005

Taily

Taily is a legendary tale about the tailys tailies bongis and bonjis it first there was the taily with their enemy with the bongi, HOWEVER there were these UGLY ALIENS called the tailie and bonji which wanted to conquer the taily land and the bongi land and it was the best war of all time but in the end result the taily nation and the bongi nation won and knew that they would be better as one nation.

I made this all up without any source just my old friends.

Dad: here son let me tell you the book about the taily
Son: NO DAD NOT THAT STORY AGAIN I'VE HEARD IT LIKE 19 TIMES!
Dad: ok good night.

by The Golden Flare March 28, 2019

Whaley Tail

1.The act of having a highly volatile, explosive stomach.

We just ate and he is already in the bathroom! That guy must have Whaley Tail!

by M107 June 22, 2008