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chameleon text

to look into someone's outbox after taking their phone so that you can copy the way they text, then text people pretending to be them for various purposes.
Claire chameleon texted Jen using her boyfriend's phone to find out if he was secretly cheating with her last night.
by $melon$ July 13, 2010
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"Manial" Text

When a guy minimally texts a girl. As in, he doesn't ignore the girl,which would allow the girl to begin hating him, but also does not text her enough to woo her. He text the minimal amount to keep her interested.
Girl texts Guy: Wanna go see a movie on Friday.

Guy texts Girl: Sounds fun.

Girl texts Friend: I think I just got a "manial" text. He didn't say no, but he didn't say yes, and he didn't ask me to do anything else. Do you think he's into me?
by valeritude November 11, 2011
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text flashback

When a text message reminds you of something you didn't remember doing; either because you were too wasted, too tired, or you simply weren't there in the first place (see text faux flashback).
*via text message*

Samantha: OMG stud! U kept me up all night last night! I'm sooo tired today!!!

Dave: Who is this?

Samantha: Fuck off Phil

Dave: This isnt Phil, u whore

Samantha: LOL I was totally joking

Dave: I'm sure u were. This would have been the best text flashback of all time... if it wasn't a text faux flashback
by funkthefavorites January 15, 2011
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octa-text

when a girl or guy texts you 8 times in a row.
octa-text
her:where are you?
her:we should talk
her: i kinda like you
her:please respond
her:hey
her:i dont know what to do
her:please
her:come on talk to me
by fittinginfrattingly August 5, 2012
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Lash Text

synonym for drunk texts. Texts sent while "on the lash"; texts you usually regret, and are most of the time incoherent and vulgar in nature.
1. "dude, i'm going on the fucking lash tonight, I'll lash text you later"

2. "Man was I drunk as shit last night, I lash texted all those hoes in my phone trying to get some"

3. "Stop lash texting me you idiot and sober up. You're acting like you're on your Gap Yah"
by C. Murdah July 5, 2012
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Text Jynx

When two people text each other simultaneously, especially when saying essentially the same thing.

Optional: The first person to text back gets a reward of his/her choosing.
Text from A to B @ 9:42pm: You doing anything tonight?
Text from B to A @ 9:42pm: What you up to tonight?
Text from A to B @ 9:43pm: Text jynx. You owe me a beer. Yes!
by manwithanorangeforahead December 11, 2010
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Text-a-friend

A lame ass friend that will only text you, rather than call or hang out in person.
She's a worthless text-a-friend; she simply texts me and never wants to hang out.
by Macphilia June 14, 2009
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