taking a fifteen

to take a fifteen minute break in order to masturbate or have quick sexual relations with a partner in a random room.

dude, adam and steve are taking a fifteen in the garage--do not go in there.

by Brian Bryant October 14, 2008

taking a frank

taking a shit that prevents your coworkers from entering the bathroom once you finish.

i wouldn't go in there once he comes out, he's taking a frank.

by kuruption11 November 3, 2009

Taking it up the Chocolate love tunnel

Venturing into the Cavern of Darkness equipped only with your Pork Sword.
One may also have to face a mighty foe known as the brown beast.

"Hey Gary, I heard you like taking it up the chocolate love tunnel"
"Yeah, except when I have to fight the Brown Beast"

by The Brown Beast July 19, 2012

Taking a Bogdanoff

To take a shit in the bathtub.

Yea well my kid was taking a bogdanoff last night. Like father like son.

by chuenweing April 14, 2017

talking lowkey

When you and your friend (male or female) decide to talk but on the low. Where nobody knows about or when nobody is in your business until y'all pop out. Just know not to do stupid stuff even though it's on the low. Say you're talking to Keisha on the low, than Mya wanna go to the movies, nobody knows about you and Keisha but Keisha knows and would feel some type of way about Mya.

Me and Keisha talking lowkey until we pop out in a couple of months.

by Perfectttttiioooonnnnous January 20, 2018

Are You Talking?

Something you say when someone is blabbing on about something you REALLY dont want to hear about..
- Very Stupid.. Just stop talking..

person one - "OMG!! I saw this guy and he was sooo hot.. Too bad he stands a certain way.. I could Never date him!!"

person 2- "Are you talking? (insert a serious face with finger pointing towards your mouth indicating 'Im not laughing')"

by Christen February 12, 2004

Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole

Masturbation.

As coined by the upcoming youtube movie "The Dark Show".

Carl: What are you doing tonight.
Phil: I thought I'd help Batman Take Robin for a slide down the meat pole.
Carl: So what you're telling me is that Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole.
Phil: Yes.
Carl: TMI.
Phil: I fucking *hate* people who say "TMI.

by theDarkShow October 23, 2010