Tart law prosecution seems kinda pointless; I mean, wouldn't said baked goods have gone pretty stale --- and thus unpalatable --- by da time da Knave was hauled into court over da theft of dem??
by QuacksO April 2, 2020
Get the tart lawmug. When one takes a sock and repeatedly ejaculates into it over the course of atleast three months then waits another month and a half to let the ejaculate ferment in the sock and become hard. Once that process is done, the person then takes the sock and cuts it into little pastry squares then proceeds to shove it up partners ass (thus making their ass a toaster oven if you will) and then shits out the warm pastry into the other partner’s mouth
“Did you hear that Jack gave Samantha a Scandinavian pop tart the other night?”
“Yeah man my sock has another two months on it, can’t wait to give it to Jess
“Yeah man my sock has another two months on it, can’t wait to give it to Jess
by Taylor Amish June 16, 2018
Get the Scandinavian pop tartmug. by cartiervert June 28, 2016
Get the Tartmug. A toilet tart is an attractive woman who likes to get intimate and do naughty things by herself or with others on a toilet
by Sonicpressure April 21, 2023
Get the toilet tartmug. by swordmasterg May 2, 2015
Get the bitch tartmug. A saucy, sassy young woman, who's clever, playful and dresses provocatively. A nubile young temptress.
Woah, that tart shot back the most clever comeback and sexy smile I've ever seen. She won that argument, but I'm not even mad. I WISH I knew her name!
by Fuji Appels May 13, 2020
Get the Tartmug. by forkandahalf October 8, 2018
Get the Cajun Sweet Tartmug.