those individuals that say to you "TMI", but really are the one's most TITILLATED by the information.
jada, your such a closet creeper. when i said " finally time to go BRA shopping, you replied "honeyTMI", but you know your imagination was running wild.
by nice all the time April 15, 2010
You're afraid of admitting to rooting for the Dallas Cowboys. So, you go overboard pretending to root for another team.
Guy at the bar, says go Tampa Bay!! But, talking Cowboys for 5 minutes prior. I say, wow what a closet cowboy!
by Kewihe December 06, 2015
"That guy eats a shit ton of food on the daily, but he still manages to maintain a weight of 70kg. He's a closet fatass"
by Guacamole Nigga Penis555 October 06, 2020
Cleaning another persons carpet of any cocaine crumbs with the agility of a monkey cleaning bugs off it's breatherins back.
by HeyComeOverByMe September 02, 2019
noun, a person you would not normally tag as a dirty person because they put whatever is messy out of sight. For example into a drawer or closet where one does not normally look.
On the surface, Jenny is a really nice girl. But beneath her happy and bubbly exterior lies a closet slob so bad that if you opened her closet doors, there would literally be an avalanche of random junk.
by Crazybmws January 27, 2012
Someone who acts like they’re innocent and just your mans friend but down to fuck him the first chance they get behind your back.
by Iseeyoubiatch February 28, 2018
That bitch is such a closet juggalette
by Holly Matzz April 24, 2011