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dutch tea

When a wrinkly old man who does not shower dips his dirty ball bag in his beer to make it a brown and dirty color.
Holy fucking fuck balls David, this beer tastes like a Dutch tea.

Shut up and drink your dirty ball water Garrett you curly headed fuck.
by Van Dammit February 24, 2015
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Tatra Tea

A slovak strong liquor known to cause teleportation and time-skipping capabilities on unsuspecting foreigners, usually followed by confusion, strong headache and nausea. So far no scientist was capable of harnessing its power to teleport to a specific point in space and time.
I told that British guy that the bottle of Tatra Tea is 144 proof but it was no point. He vanished into thin air and was next seen 2 days later, somewhere around the hotel lobby confused and begging for water.
by SKFloppy December 19, 2021
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Loki Tea

A cup of tea that's wearing horns. This is one of many Loki variants from the fracturing of the Sacred Timeline. Not to be confused with 'lowkey tea'
Alligator Loki and Loki Thor were hanging out with Loki Tea at the End of Time.
by liubuquitous January 13, 2022
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Jasmine Tea

She is a special type of tea that will put on a show so she can lure you into her sticky trap and hurt you so much that you'll get depression. Trust me it happened once. She'll leave you when you need her the most. Tastes floral and sweet. Lots of benefits thought.
Jasmine Tea: I love Minnie Mouse

Person: yea no shark Jasmine tea ugh
by strawberryicecreaminmalibu November 7, 2021
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Teaest of the tea

When you got some REAL drama, the things where the tea is BOILING 🥵

Most VSCO girls use this when their suuuuper excited
Girl- yo I got the teaest of the tea
Girl 2- no way, spilllllllll
by BasicVschoe August 29, 2019
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Tea-swizzle

Another name for tea (gossip).
Tea-swizzle man.
by wantaspritecranberry January 10, 2019
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tea-bagger

A person who is far superior at tea-bagging than the average person. This person may of had a career tea-bagging or just has done it so many times for fun that he has acquired skills to make his performance an art form .
Timmy is such a tea-bagger.
Timmy the tea-bagger tickled Tanya’s nose and shit on her face for fun or as he said he did it for shits and giggles.
by Scott McBain August 22, 2006
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