Sweateran

1) A person who wears heavy sweaters when it’s above 70 degrees outside.

2) A person who has been wearing sweaters consistently for more than 20 seasons.

Melissa is such a Sweateran, wearing that American flag sweater to the July 4th picnic.

by Crispy Criteria November 8, 2023

sweater method

When your partner is significantly more attracted to you when you wear a sweater; subduction via sweater

Girlfriend: “How dare you use the sweater method on me!”
Boyfriend: “Why?”
Girlfriend: “Because it’s working!”

by Barron M December 31, 2023

Sweater Turkeys

Slang term for a woman's breasts

I cant stop staring when she's running without a bra and them sweater turkeys are bouncing around.

by CleetorisW January 31, 2024

Sweater Turkeys

A slang term used for a woman's breasts.

"I can't stop staring when she's running with no bra and them sweater turkeys are bouncing around."

by CleetorisW January 31, 2024

fancy sweater

one who is slightly metro-sexual with more of a European flare

wow Chris with his collar up and his hair slicked looks like one hell of a fancy sweater

by nataskirk February 23, 2009

Tard Sweater

A person who is called "Tardigan", in a reference to the nickname "Tard"

Tardigan rhymes with Cardigan. So it is a Tard Sweater.

by Jennacyde February 5, 2010

flesh sweater

an uncircumsized penis, it's referring to the foreskin than over hangs the tip of the penis; usually found on the penis of red-heads.

"That guy's uncircumzied penis is fucked up." "Yah dude check out his flesh sweater!"

by Drama Beatz February 5, 2010