Squat and Squirt

This is a bathroom phrase for sitting down on a toilet and pooping.

"Ok boys, this is where we're gonna squat and squirt!"

"I'm gonna go squat and squirt, be right back."

"Squat now, or forever hold your squirt."

by ToughGuy33 October 11, 2023

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squat pot

Another way of saying squat toilet. Pooping in them is always an adventure, if you fail to aim, you could shit all over your shoes.

I’m gonna go use the squat pot.

by curlypoo December 25, 2020

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Sorority Squat

Sorority Squat
A specific type of sexual hazing; initiation ritual , where a sorority candidate must be ejaculated in by a member of a fraternity hold the fluids inside of herself and squat on the face of an unsuspecting pledgee of the same fraternity or one of her sorority pledge sisters

Jimmy the pi nu pledge was bragging about sleeping with Krista but turns out she sorority squatted on him after being with his big brother of Pi Nu 🤢🤢

by DarkHorseXfile376891 June 17, 2022

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Mob Squat

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A group of people simultaneously take a communal expulsion from their rectums. Can last an long time, be painful, and unproductive.

When unhappy with the status quo, people gather in a Mob Squat to unleash their frustration.

by Morons Are Really Pathetic February 02, 2012

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Squat sand

When your at the beach with a large group of people and you try to show off your amazing squats and get sand all over your booty, and the sand doesnt come off for 2 weeks so your booty is all sandy and itchy. When it happens everyone makes fun of you for being stupid and pulling a squat sand

what is your problem squat sand isn't cool anymore

by booty-booty January 28, 2018

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