Hyper Sperm

when you jizz within 1 second of fapping

I just hyper spermed On my Bae. she likes it when it goes fast.

by The Salmon Juicer July 11, 2016

high sperm count

The condition of having lots of little swimmers in ones jizz.

Ronda had to chew before she swallowed his load because he had a high sperm count.

by OhDeEyes December 5, 2016

Self Sperm Catch

When you cum and turn around fast enough to Self Sperm Catch.

That man is incredible, he can Self Sperm Catch!

by David Bowe6969 December 7, 2019

Wireless Sperm

When you cum in the wrong direction and get another girl pregnant

Bro I s accidentally used wireless sperm on Lizzy now she’s preggo

by Douglas smithus May 17, 2021

Cornillus Spermmiullus Funilllus Tittyless

Your semen and sperm are shaped like a big tiddy corn chip

damn nigga my dick keep shooting cornillus spermmiullus funilllus tittyless this is how its used

by Mr.Spermbank February 14, 2022

revenge of the sperms

When a girl purposely holds a freshly acquired load of sperm in her mouth, possibly pretending to swallow, then kisses the man while transferring the sperm into his mouth, probably followed by giggling and nipple twisting. He can't complain, he just got a bj!

Dude! That barista chick gave me a bj last night but then she gave me revenge of the sperms!

by Hidden Penis Crouching Tiger February 23, 2014

sperm fart

a fart which has come from a homosexuals ass. Another way of calling someone gay.

Jonny was the biggest sperm fart i had ever met

by con-miester May 1, 2005