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big blind special

In poker, a shitty hand you play in the big blind because nobody raised beforehand, and you can see the flop for free. Also known simply as a "blind special", since the small blind can usually limp in at a cheap price.
Player A: "You fucking made a full house with ten-deuce? Who are you, Doyle Brunson?"

Player B: "Nah man, I had the big blind special."
by Juuuergen July 8, 2012
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Jailhouse C-Section

Insane and irreparable damage to one's asshole. Mostly likely to occur in jail, from a huge black man named Bubba with his massive black dick.
Bubba: I'm about to give you a Jailhouse C-Section, prepare your asshole.

Max: What are you going to do to me?!

Bubba: Ask Jeff and Adam, they know all about it.
by SSuresh November 3, 2012
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Olive Garden Special

Fingering a girl with an Olive Garden Bread stick, while using olive oil as the lube.
I got Olive Garden to go and me and my girlfriend had the Olive Garden Special
by xxjvp409xx May 12, 2014
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The Simon Special

A secret menu item served at McDonald. It contains two cheeseburgers, two McChickens, a large fry, and a large Coke.
Z: "He is getting The Simon Special, again."

T: "He is so thick!"

Z: "And thick-headed too. He only got a 13 on the ACT."
T: "Really? That is borderline retarded."
by SugaMama420 September 30, 2015
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back alley special

Yo my girl gave me the best back alley special in the world
by Duckman079:) =] <3 :/ May 21, 2017
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The Shanthanu Special

1. A casual way of threatening to inflict mental and sexual harm
2.A special Krispy Kreme donut found in Santa Cruz typically confused with Raspberry donut.
1. "Come here buddy i'll give you the Shanthanu Special!!!!"
2. Kuwaiti guy: Can I please have the Shanthanu Special
Krispy Kreme Lady: What? we don't have that here
Kuwaiti guy: The Shanthanu special the one from Santa Cruz
Krispy Kreme Lady: OOOH you the the Rasperry one !!
Kuwaiti guy: Yes that one!!
by Srhapa April 23, 2021
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Canal Street Special

When you go to Canal Street in Manhattan, NYC (or a similar knockoff hotspot) and load up on all the fake Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Supreme, Fendi, Moncler, Stone Island, Hermes, Chanel, Rolex, Apple, and other designer/expensive stuff you could ever want. Basically a field day for people who want to have "drip" and look expensive but don't have the assets to drop bands on clothing and accessories.
Jordan: Hey Mark, check out my new Rolex, Moncler, and AirPods that I got yesterday!

Mark: Cool, but don't you work at the $1 pizza place?

Jordan: Yeah but I've been saving for a while

Mark: Okay, but your Moncler patch doesn't scan and your AirPods literally say "Ze Blutoothe devise haz beeen cunnected" like those tiktoks. Seems like you got yourself the Canal Street Special. You don't need to be doing this just stop trying to fit in so much and worry about more important things such as friends and actually making more money.
by TriBeCaBoy56 December 23, 2021
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