Salmon Cookie

When a woman who hasn't showered wipes herself from clit to crack and eats the toilet paper.

Last week Bill told me I smelled like a fish, so I baked him a Salmon Cookie!

by WeAreLegion9278 June 27, 2020

Solomn

A made up name of a guy who is either very short or very silly.

John: Solomn. What culture is that name from? It sounds biblical?

Smith: It's not, he just made it up.

by JamietheBat August 16, 2020

Salmons

Salmon is a term that means one thousand swedish crowns (about 96 euro). In swedish it is called Lax

-Roland, come here i wanna talk to you
-Please let me be, it was just a window
-Stop making excuses, Five Salmons or you will have planted your last potato

-Roland kom hit, Jag vill snacka
-Kan du inte bara låta mig va, det var bara ett fönster
-Sluta med dina ursäkter, fem lax imorrn, annars har du satt din sista potatis

by Sparvvridarn September 17, 2020

sylmoneyvesta

A Sylmoneyvesta is a bitch who doesn't like kids, she is someone who has a terrible life, and nobody likes. A Syloneyvesta is usually around lots of kids and can be a teacher. Everyone around her hates her.

Hey, look over there, she is such a Sylmoneyvesta, she's such a bitch!

by Alexander Brown XX October 22, 2020

Solomon King of Dudmanp12oo

The messiah

MAN I AM SO Solomon King of Dudmanp12oo RIT NOW

by Eric Xiongnu September 28, 2020

Salmon

This person is an actual dumbass. they will also always have a fish who sometimes like to attack but we will always love them. This person is mostly Female but comes in all genders. look out for these types of people because they will ruin your life forever. you can also call these people ''sal'', salfish'' or tons of other things.

Salmon is very annoying

by Stowos December 25, 2020

salmon house

A salmon colored home in a small town in Michigan's lower peninsula near the saginasty bay, if you whisper salmon house very very soft next to the salmon house you will be blessed by the salmon gods.

"Salmon house" *almost incoherently*

by Mentally ill pog March 8, 2021