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plum slap

The act of gyrating your body whilst kneeling over your partners face and slapping them in face with freshly shaved testicles
Mary lay there pretending to be happy but inside disgusted and humiliated as Rupert repeatedly gave her a plum slap
by Loopydave February 3, 2019
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Weasel slap

When one surreptitiously slaps his unsuspecting friend in the face with his male member
Greg, with stealthful precision, approached Lee from behind, and weasel slapped him in the face as he watched "The Highlander" in a drunken stupor.
by G Fuckin Money August 19, 2013
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Slapping the bishop

Another way of masturbaiting but sometimes it can be used for furiously masturbaiting.
Man: “hey are you alright??”
You: “ nah I spent all night slapping the bishop.”
by Slapdabitch October 18, 2018
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utensil slapped

absolutely a verb.

To hit another person in the face with a utensil either plastic or metal. Most commonly done with a Sonic Blast spoon but not limited to such. When one says stupid ass shit, feel free to grab the closest utensil and slap the fuck out of them.
Person 1 says something sexist/racist.

Person 2 utensil slapped that bitchass.
by Grand Masta Sloppi Stik June 23, 2010
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sperm slap

When you store your cum in a jar and walk around the streets putting your hand in it and then slapping every woman you see in the face, covering it with cum.
Hey, remember Giovanni?
Oh yes that 25 year old guy walking around Bologna sperm slapping women.
Noice!
by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi February 22, 2020
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slapping tits

the action of hitting or smacking a pair of bodacious voluptuous breasts so they jiggle
You'll never believe it bro I was slapping tits all fucking night!
by Psylocybin man December 24, 2013
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Sloth Slap

To slowly drag 3 fingers across another persons face. "SLOTH SLAP!!" must be yelled prior to doing this act. The slapper must look the slappe directly in the eyes while doing this. Thus, creating an awkward moment.
Bitch don't make me Sloth Slap the hell out you!

He got sloth slapped the hell out!!
by LTG291 January 10, 2013
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