Master Key Shitty Lock

A man is the master key ie his penis the woman is the lock ie her vagina.

Jan: Why is a man sleeping around is ok while a woman doing the same thing is a slut?

Bill: Master Key Shitty Lock.

Jan: what does that mean?

Bill: A Master Key Penis can open many Different locks, a Shitty Lock Vagina will open with many different keys

Jan: That's sexist.

Bill: No it is the truth.

by McOwnage August 14, 2016

itty bitty shitty committee

A miniature sized version of the government

Well, I'm sorry that I'm not a sort of itty bitty shitty committee!

by Tetsujin1234 November 16, 2014

shitty finger

When someone fingers your asshole and its brown from poop.

ew.i fingered her asshole and got shitty fingers,

by amanda357454 January 12, 2009

shitty sweater

A sweater that causes disease and loss of all friends. Wearing it might provoke one to boil themselves in a bath of acid.

"Dude! Lose the shitty sweater! You flaming faggot."

by JA NUJ December 14, 2003

shittybumweasel

the rectum of a heavy marajuana smoker, often accompanied by a fanny weasel of heavy jewbearded goodness.

shitting hell anus your a shittybumweasel of the higest order

by badgerisfat September 8, 2008

Shitty Lag

When you are playing a gaming console online and you get pwned because of lag.

"This is bullshit i just got shot in the back because of this shitty lag!!"

"I would have played better if I wasn't getting shitty lag the whole time."

by Bill Semore November 27, 2009

shitty barista

A word used to rip on any person who has annoyed you, pissed you off, ect. Technically a barista (from the Italian for "bartender") is a person who is coffee-house employee, but in the vulgar world we live in these days anybody can be called a "shitty barista" for no apparent reason in most cases. This word is from the movie Zack and Miri Make a Porno

Austin asked out the girl that Jared liked
Jared said "Austin, you knew I liked her! Why do you always have to be a shitty barista?

by buttfuckdyourgf May 17, 2010