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Shocker Collar

A collar that wraps around ones neck and waist and has two sharp dildos. One big one…for the butthole. And one really tiny one…for the urethra.
“While working as a dominatrix Barbara would often times use the shocker collar to humiliate and entice her clients. The large dildo for the ass was always expected, but the small dildo in the urethra was always a real shocker”

“Michael, why are you walking so funny?”, Jeff asked.

“Well Shannon used the shocker collar on me last night and now I’m bleeding out my peehole”.
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slackerdaks

With the C19 Pandemic causing the increase in WFH (Work From Home), people around the world have not had the need to dress for the office/workplace for those that where able to WFH to continue their employment.

While others had to wait until they where cleared to return to work, many reverted to wearing non-work wear when at home.

One particularly piece of clothing would be track bottoms, leggings etc

In Australia these would be Tracky Dacks

Slackerdaks is an combination of the slacker phrase for lazing around & the wearing of Tracky Dack's
My husband's job allows him to work from home 100% & the lazy git is always wearing his slackerdaks around the house
by RealityEscapee October 13, 2022
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Shocker Aid

A historic match played between the 2 biggest teams in the league. "Ingurland V", the biggest team in the league, play "World V" every Thursday at 10:20 AM.
so far, one season has been played of shocker Aid, which resulted in the smaller team, "World V" winning by 1 point in the league table.
Person 1: "you going watching shocker aid at top basket ball court today?"
Person 2:"yeh man"
by hahayehman November 10, 2022
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shockerz gaming

"who are u watching?"
"shockerz gaming"
"oh i love that guy
by shockerz gaming February 23, 2023
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Slacker From the Boonies

A very disgusting & undesirable person. Stay away from these type of people 🙏🏾
SSW why are you hanging out with chibu that nigga is a slacker from the boonies 🤦🏾 ♂️🤦🏾 ♂️
by Lilyachtyimthegoat March 11, 2023
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Martini Shaker

The female version of a fist pumper AKA the guido. Often found in the popular nightclubs/bars. The type of girl who is usually wearing 18 pounds of makeup and clothing that looks like she was poured into them. While dancing, they will almost always be spotted with an alcoholic drink in hand, and taking ridiculous pictures to put up on their Myspace the next day. No need for GHB gentlemen, this is an easy lay.
Damn, look at this Martini Shaker, if her skirt was any shorter I'd see something winking at me.
by Veronica Fugman May 24, 2008
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vicious shocker

An extremely painful, ill-meaning shocker applied to an innocent.
This girl had no idea how we do, ya know? I got her wasted,applied the vicious shocker and left her cold on the bus, G!
by S.P. Sweeney August 7, 2008
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