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seals are what west brom fans call villa fans because of that stupid motion they do when they sing 'villa! villa!'
seals are scum

seals fans are fickle
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Navy SEAL

Gettin yer girlfriend pregnant so she can't screw other guys while you are on a long deployment.

This often involves some deceptive tactics, like pulling off a condom after you first start having sex, or purposefully tearing it.
J: Yo, Meg has been flirting with this home boy every day since we left last time, I need to do som'n bout that shit before I take my long deployment.

L: No problem homie, just pull the Navy Seal right before we leave.

J: The what?

L: Dude, just put a hole in the condom, before ya get it on a few times, get her pregnant and she'll be off the market for at least 9 months.
by MistaTwista January 30, 2010
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Anna Segal

A woman who was originally born a man, who then changed into a woman by the helpful hands of technology today, Anna Segal is know to be a loser or have "no friends", She is a joke to society and is a waste of oxygen.
1. That Anna Segal is a waste of air.

2. Loser

3. Freak

4. No one likes you

5. Oxygen waste
by mmm!! April 14, 2010
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land seal

A lazy piece of shit who is hungover and requests food as they are out of there natural environment and cant move so they need nourishment.
Natalie is such a land seal she asked me to deliver her a bagel today!
by Jumanjinegro March 7, 2017
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Seta

A man who touches Messiah's genitals. He is a total and utter homosexual who is sometimes humorous, but mostly just gay.

Also, he loves Kari because she is Lisa's best friend and he wishes he could be with my bitch. This is as close as he'll get!
Seta is a Seta.
by Lucien June 25, 2004
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Seal the deal

verb
To seal the deal, when one shits oneself and to avoid any unnecessary embarrassment involved with their defecation escaping in public, clasps the hand over the anus securing any feces into place.
Ah tull ye wha Rab, Ah wus guv'n a spich at mah cusins weddin' tha other dae like an Ah shite masen on accoont a how hungover Ah wus.
Ah proper had tae seal the deal like!
Ah slapped mah hand oer mah arse an carried aun wi mah spich!
by Oosoom October 10, 2017
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Sealion

A word used for calling people out online who repeatedly target others with exhausting questions.

Or

A shady, made-up word that can be traced back to one text from the most exclusive university Harvard, within a country that has the death penalty, in order to divide activist circles across the English speaking world with its double meaning.

‘Sealion’ so happens to be an excellent excuse and reason for humiliating someone online. Performative activists need to create new words and labels for people, where if you only replaced these words with good old curse words, you’d be witnessing clear online harassment.
Person 1: …” What proof do you have that I’m speaking to you in bad faith”?

Person 2: “’We’ don’t have to prove anything, I’m ending the discussion, this is ‘sealioning’ YOU ‘sealion’”!

Person 1: “Why are you making the point of calling me a ‘sealion’ when you can just block me…”?
by Egan Wilks March 17, 2022
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