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Semen

We need more semen to work for us on this voyage or we're not gonna make it to our destination.
by somerandomkidonline November 24, 2021
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semen rifle

Sarah and I had fun last night with my semen rifle and her vajayjay
by ThatCreepyPerson April 23, 2014
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semen

semen is the good stuff that cums haha get it out of your genitalia
Yes I do have a PhD in semen don't ask again.
Example:
Person: That movie was so nice! What was your favorite part?
Another Person: Semen
Person: W-what?
Another Person: Semen
Person: Fuck, I knew it
by Average Discord Moderator April 20, 2024
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Semen

semen is actually cum;a sticky fluid that comes from a mans balls while being sexually satisfiedvery happy
After I humped her there was semen squirting everywhere.
by theknowitall836 November 10, 2018
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semen hose

Another improper term for a penis or male genitalia
I totally fucked Stacy with my semen hose the other night
by Extreme moisture February 3, 2018
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Semen

If you eat too much peanut butter, yours will taste like peanuts.
Mom: Stop eating semen!

Me: Why?

Mom: Because I have to kiss you goodnight later!

Me: *Eats more semen*
by Dr: Mantits May 12, 2022
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Pure Semen

When the song's production is so good that listening to it is as satisfying as busting a nut in your bitch.
"Bjork's 'Cocoon' is pure semen to my ears"
by j@mbo February 25, 2021
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