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Samari

She is a Drama Queen but she'll do anything for you. She goes through things on a regular but if you come to her with problems she'll put that on the back burner and be there for you instead. Sometimes people think their too much but she doesnt really gaf because the people that know her appreciates it She has a lot of energy and jokes all the time be lucky if your friends with one!
Quan: Samari gets on my nerves but I'm addicted to her ADHD ass ;)
by GooGooGaGa140 November 19, 2023
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Samarion

Kind, broken heart, scared, shy, always feeling lonely, feels like its him against the world, wants a gf dat will ride for him until the end
Samarion is a kind kid always feels like hes broken hearted. Hes scared to admit that hes always feeling lonely wont tell no how he feels. Feels like its him against everybody. He wants a gf that will be with him through thick in thins moments wants her to have fun but doesn't wanna tell her when he feels like she's being to friendly.
by Samarion November 20, 2023
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That is so Sakariya Popeyes

Hey Sakariya Popeyes
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Satanic Panic

Satanic panic is a phenomenon where angry old Christian conservatives (also see noncervatives) start clutching their pearls about anything totally harmless bring "evil" or spewing complete nonsense about how the devil is trying to "brainwash" people. Recently started facing a very noticeable resurgence around the time the 2024 Paris Olympics started, where drag queens performed in the opening ceremony (which due to being filmed for a live audience, was totally family friendly).

Naturally, these pissed off old people with no life have taken to standing around all day in the streets throughout many states, holding up signs telling people to more or less convert to Christianity or Catholicism. These 'protests' aren't always peaceful though, as a few instances reported these same people with signs crying Satanic panic, have resorted to attempting to more or less kidnap unattended children or outright trying to grab them from their parents, hinting at these conservatives' more naturally predatory instincts.

If you encounter an instance of Satanic panic, hide your kids and hide your wives/husbands/partners, but most importantly, remember to yell the word Nonce as loud as you can. That way, their Satanic panic will be cured in no time. Worst case scenario, call the authorities, kidnapping is against the law.

If you or someone you know is showing signs or has a history of Satanic panic, seek help today.
Susan: I heard Benjamin ended up on the register last week

Helen: Benjamin?? What did he do?

Susan: The Satanic panic got to him, I heard they found 3 girls dressed in white and tied up in his basement!

Helen: This is getting out of control, I hope he's getting the help he clearly needs
by StopTheConsies August 2, 2024
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Samari

IS the BADDESTTT person eeeevvvvaaaa like in a sexxxyy way and has the best smille a and curls and eyes and alsoooo boddd like don't even playt with her shes tlike a top American modelsss in the world ifff she was tall enough and alsooo is the best girlfriend for her boyfriend like that's on periodtt!!!!!
I wish I was Samari on my soul.

On God I wished that too like on the dead homies.
by fleoldojddejnfriekhr231453 April 30, 2024
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sakariya

a typa guy who pulls no tings and is a bucktooth retigga lookin aang,hes trash at football got no talent in general and recieves backshots from his brother he also cries whne he gets bullied in rocket league he is often referred to as 'rodent' 'vermin' and bastard bald mf
sakariya holds backshots from the mandem
by solomon adedokun May 5, 2024
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Satanist Buddies

friends who are wild, party, or freethinkers. The idea of a heathen, pagan, or non believer. similiar to "me and my heathen friends"
"Me and my satanist buddies are gonna go the renfair to party and have a good time"
by TheOldestGenX May 12, 2024
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