The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.

The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.
The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.
by plssn April 11, 2020
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You said it!

A winning condition of an unknown game that young children play. The goal is to not say 'what' while playing. Common losses are caused by one person saying the others name and they respond with 'What?.'
-Scenario where John wins:
John: Hey Jane!
Jane: What!?
John: You said it!
Jane: Aw, dang it!
-Scenario where Jane wins:
John: Jane, guess what!
Jane: No, you guess!
John: Fine, what?
Jane: You said it, twice!
by EndrDragon44 November 27, 2024
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Some dumbass said I was a

Some dumbass in jail said I was going to get 20 years yet they released me...
Some dumbass said I was a
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 22, 2020
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i said a cuss once

When one is saying a cuss and the sudden action of peepee falling off soon commences. It is fatal for a peepee to fall off so do not cuss
Aiden: HECK
*his peepee falls off*
Aiden: I SAID A CUSS ONCE AND MY PEEPEE FELL OF
by Big shot thot destroyer 6900 April 04, 2018
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<7.9.7.6.>This Is She Said, He Said<.7.9.7.6.>
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025
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