Did you see Channing Tatum in Magic Mike XXL? I popped a lady boner and totally put it in the squirt locker.
by Ben Segal April 26, 2016
Squirt Purse is a slang term for female genitalia or can also be used when referring to a particularly active female ejaculation.
The term originates from Portsmouth dated 27/02/2022.
Often it can also be used as a term of endearment or in times of rage it can be used to show someone’s frustration.
Squirt Purses can also be found in Oceanic Wildlife as both Octopus and Squid will use them to eject ink when threatened or panicked.
The term originates from Portsmouth dated 27/02/2022.
Often it can also be used as a term of endearment or in times of rage it can be used to show someone’s frustration.
Squirt Purses can also be found in Oceanic Wildlife as both Octopus and Squid will use them to eject ink when threatened or panicked.
Wow, he got me right in the squirt purse.
I can believe you did that! You absolute Squirt Purse!
Ah come here and give me a hug you cheeky little Squirt Purse.
Notice how the Octopus expels ink using its Squirt Purse, when the diver got too close.
I can believe you did that! You absolute Squirt Purse!
Ah come here and give me a hug you cheeky little Squirt Purse.
Notice how the Octopus expels ink using its Squirt Purse, when the diver got too close.
by MrMitchybabe July 28, 2022
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by mrbeast539275 December 04, 2024
Codename for red/agricultural diesel, commonly used when referring to refueling a vehicle required by law to run only on clear diesel/DERV.
Dal: "Pat, can you fill the magic carpet with squirt mate. I've just finished a squirrel and I need to clean up some swarf before I collect the kipling"
by Pat the builder April 28, 2020
Noun:
A short nickname for the square root mathematical function.
Verb:
compute the square root of a positive real number
A short nickname for the square root mathematical function.
Verb:
compute the square root of a positive real number
Person 1: Have you finished your homework?
Person 2: Not yet, I just have to squirt a few more numbers.
Person 1: Ah, okay, then good luck.
Person 2: Not yet, I just have to squirt a few more numbers.
Person 1: Ah, okay, then good luck.
by ComradeCat2024 December 31, 2023
The act of expelling liquid during a female orgasm. Contrary to popular belief, this liquid does not come out of the woman's vagina, but in fact is scientifically proven to be mostly urine and is expelled from the urethra.
Those cam girls who brag about being able to squirt, really need to go to a urologist. They're incontinent.
by TheOneBallWonder December 19, 2021