Ritalin

Methylphenidate based brand named stimulant medication primarily for the treatment of Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD)/ADD. Often given to children on the advice of elementary school teachers due to restless and disruptive behavior they exhibit in the classroom. It is thought to help them sit still and pay attention. The drug is akin to Cocaine, but lasts a bit longer. Therefore, it is often abused by people who want to lose weight or succeed in school. Often causes Insomnia and Anxiety. Most doctors prescribe Ritalin to those who have ADHD so that they can just shut their patients up. Often helps at least 70% of people who have the disorder.

Teacher: Why are you being so disruptive, did you forget to take your Ritalin this morning?
Student: Yeah, I forgot. Sorry.

Teacher: Thought so. I may have a few in my desk somewhere. Try to remember next time.

College Student: I can't go to this class at 8:30 in the morning! Mad early.
Friend: Dude, just take a Ritalin and wash it down with coffee. You'll be good.

The next day

College Student: Dude, that Ritalin is amazing! I was able to exercise, do my laundry, and get to class on time.

Friend: Yeah, let's get wasted now!

by PTrockstar92 February 16, 2014

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Rittenhousing

Rittenhousing is when you're on the ground jerking off and your cellmate stands there with his hands up and you shoot your load across the room and try to hit his face but just hit him in the arm.

My best friend spent 3 years in prison for for illegal firearms possession and he spent the whole time Rittenhousing.

by SpiderMikey November 11, 2021

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St Rita

An amazing school full of some of the best kids know. It is located in the southern side of Chicago in a pretty bad neighborhood. This doesn’t mean our loyal brotherhood and bind will be tarnished. And if you have a problem with our amazing and outstanding school. Why not take a look at Brother Rice or Marist. Because if you don’t like Rita you belong in one of those pussy ass schools. Have a grand day

Guy#1 “Hey did you hear about how St Rita is the best school around?”
Guy#2 “ No I heard they were awful”
Guy#1 “ You are mistaking Rita for Brother Rice
Made by Jeremey Kolasa

by JeremeyKolasa22 November 14, 2018

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