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Middle School relationship

Glorified friendship.
When a kid in middle school (usually ages 11-14) "likes" another kid and they agree to a week of hugging each other every day. It lasts longer if you're 13+. If you're 12-, it's basically just spotting your "lover" in their group of friends and hugging them, then standing around awkwardly when alone, every day for a week, or a day or two. It's completely fake! Crushes are way better compared to middle school relationships. At least you have something to dream about.
I was once, regretably, involved in a middle school relationship.
by crusaderofsarcasm December 24, 2010
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Relationdick

Noun; when a female will only "clean pipe" (suck dick) and let you smash out with the impression of a long term committed relationship.
All i want is for this broad to dome me up, but she wants the relationdick. FUCK THAT!
by wcpoet76 May 14, 2009
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relatives

People whose exsistance you tend to deny in a social gathering.
"Are those your relatives?"
"Nope."
by trip June 25, 2003
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Religion Fucked

This phenomenon occurs through-out all the corners of the globe. It is when "religious" kids go from pre-teens to teenagers into high-school and they are the ones to experiment with drugs, sex, etc. All because their overly strict religious parents drove them to social-retardation all their lives. So when they hit highschool he/she can not handle the new found freedom.

Usually the school whore/ druggy was once very religious and then highschool came along.
A: "Hey have you seen Christina, I did not see her at church today"

B:" Yeah, she decided to miss church and go have sex with Steven"

A:"Damn, she is still only 15!"

B: "Yeah, that bitch got Religion Fucked"
by JoGa. January 8, 2009
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Relient K

Like those bands dont even compare to Relient K
by Heather September 27, 2003
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religion

Something that stupid atheists keep bitching about. They say it has killed more people than anything else but when you mention communism and fascism (which were historically proven to be satheist ideologies!) killed over 100 million people in the 20th century alone which is more than what christianity and islam have done combined, they stop talking ot copme up with lame excuses.
Stupid Atheist: religion is evil! it kills people!

Smart religious guy: what about communism? it killed way more than religion.

Stupid atheist" (silence)
by Abeman February 11, 2008
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Reliable

Jotaro: You truly are a reliable guy, Koichi.
by Gral75fb November 23, 2020
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