Usually an old t-shirt, this can be any textile material which is relatively absorbant. The rag is kept at your bedside and used to clean up the goo after you have finished your hand-loving. There are several methods which it is possible to use; goo into your hand and wipe;goo onto your stomach and wipe; or the most popular method is to rest the t-shirt on your stomach so you can goo straight onto it. The bedside rag lets you go to town without having to get up and clean yourself, so that you can sleep like a a dirty little baby.
"my mum found my bedside rag the other day, but i said it was an old art t-shirt which had gotten glue on it."
"my bedside rag smells of extra mature stilton"
"my bedside rag smells of extra mature stilton"
by Rob Lewis May 13, 2005
Get the bedside ragmug. A clean piece of laundry laying near your bed that can be used to clean up or absorb extra moisture when you're having sex with a girl and she keeps having gushing orgasms or you've cum and it's just too wet.
The other night I was making love to Shelby and her pussy got too wet so I told her to grab my t-shirt and use it as a "snatch rag".
by J-DAWGG September 6, 2013
Get the snatch ragmug. When you are in the Military, and a Non-commissioned officer (AKA - crusty-ass corporal) Decides to fuck with you Drill hat style. He also hates your life because you are a Junior enlisted and don't rate.
"Hey Rag Nut, why the fuck didn't you give the proper greeting of the day. So fuck me right? Go take a lap and find your common curtsies. Don't come back until you do"
by ProtoType_TB January 29, 2019
Get the Rag Nutmug. 
Along with being something that you cum into, it can also be another word for slut. A girl who cheats a lot is an absolute cum rag.
It's also a pretty good general insult. Call your friend a cum rag today!
It's also a pretty good general insult. Call your friend a cum rag today!
Ugh, josh is such a cum rag.
She's so hot... What a cum rag.
I frantically used a dish towel as a cum rag as my mom started opening the door.
She's so hot... What a cum rag.
I frantically used a dish towel as a cum rag as my mom started opening the door.
by Xakez May 29, 2022
Get the Cum ragmug. Put a bag over an ugly persons head and then have sex with them.
This is usually done to someone who has a nice body but an ugly face.
This is usually done to someone who has a nice body but an ugly face.
by Elephant In Heels July 14, 2017
Get the bag and ragmug. by Aleeseleese November 14, 2019
Get the Ass-Ragmug.