muddy pumpkin

To remove the guts of a pumpkin, carve out your favorite Halloween character and then replace the guts with shit. Finally, place a candle inside the shit filled pumpkin. Serve warm.
Ralph gave me a blumpkin, I gave Ralph a muddy pumpkin.
by Lee Harvey Teabag October 21, 2017
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Pumpkin Pus

When your employee gets a little pollen on his pus in springtime and he has to go home because it swollen to the size of pumpkin.
Hey monkin u gotta run this today. We got a guy who has a bad case of pumpkin pus. He went home. Dammit.
by Yo yo yo yo yo yo April 25, 2024
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Pumpkin Smashed

A quickie at a the local Starbucks after drinking a sip of their first pumpkin spice latte while wearing ugg boots and yoga pants 2 hours before their yoga/CrossFit class
Dude ! I think your girl pumpkin smashed her trainer at the star bucks

Bro, we both ordered the same latte and pumpkin smashed in the parking lot.
by aMADmexikan October 10, 2017
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Pumpkin blumpkin

The traditional blumpkin with a soulless, day-walking twist: he or she is a ginger!
Big red have me a pumpkin blumpkin last night and it wasn’t even Halloween.
by Ginja Ninja Assistant October 26, 2018
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Carve that pumpkin

When that booty look like a pumpkin, dudes wanna carve it..
Damn girl! You got a pumkin tail!! And i think imma carve that pumpkin!!
by Lownwnflsmd July 23, 2015
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Pumpkin (name)

A round, orange girl, usually a pitcher, that plays softball. Hates people that make fun of her name, and gives the 'evil eye,' to anyone who 'disses,' her team. This name was given by the girl's softball team, and is highly humorous to anyone who doesn't know her.
"Go Pumpkin (name)!" Gina shouted, mocking the round, orange girl's nickname.

"Ya'll is rawnchy," Pumpkin replied, throwing an evil glare at Gina.
by brilynrosalie July 06, 2009
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Pumpkin Protector

Someone who got cheated on.
Comes from the saying “cheater cheater pumpkin eater”. Someone who doesn’t “eat the pumpkin” (the cheater) is the protector.
After getting cheated on, she became a pumpkin protector, and vowed to never be a cheater.
by xoxojordn December 01, 2022
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