carving the pumpkin

When you paint a pumpkin on a woman's back and put a flashlight in her butt.

Last night, The power went out so I was carving the pumpkin with Pam. Good thing I had a flashlight and a fleshlight.

TS

by Damon K. October 21, 2025

Pumpkin squats

The act of taking a shit in the way Andrew Hussie does when there is no bathroom in sight. Commonly done by the small minority of degenerates who follow Andrew's career.

Man, I tried pumpkin squats yesterday and it blew me right away. Because I love the huss, I shat a lot of fuck. That's the word I use for shit, because I swear on every bit! Fuck, fuckity, Streisand fuck!

by Senator Foreskin July 21, 2023

Your carving the pumpkins already

An adult movie that contains a prank on a step sister

your carving the pumpkins already you know that my favirote part

by Nigel cone November 15, 2019

Lil baby pumpkin

Used to describe a short friend being cute around the halloween season, first coined in 2022 after a particular group of friends started calling a peer lil baby pumpkin

Awww your such a lil baby pumpkin

by Algosipjiana December 27, 2022

Donny Pumpkin Head

A asshole who is sadly the US president

Person 1: bro did you see Donny Pumpkin Heads speech

Person 2: yes he is the worst person to ever exist

by baller ass productions June 6, 2018

Pumpkin

The act of spanking a child.

My kids wouldn’t quit misbehaving so I had to pumpkin them.

by AMTNate September 12, 2018

Painting pumpkins

The act of going to a girl house and cumming al over her ass during the fall season

Matt loves painting pumpkins

Yo anyone wanna paint my pumpkin tonight

Yeah man I totally painted her pumpkin last night

by Donkehlover October 17, 2016