Pull a Mubarak

To shut down the internet in an attempt to restore order and regain control. Coined from Egyptian dictator Hosni Mubarak's attempt to silence the Egyptian people during the 2011 Egyptian riots.
"Pull a Mubarak": The school administrators realized that we'd been using the computers to do non work-related tasks like checking Facebook and playing games, so they pulled a Mubarak on us all.
by AlexeiTheTroll February 14, 2011
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Pulled a Putin

To attempt something and totally fuck up, resulting in unanticipated, negative outcomes wildly beyond the immediate blast radius.

To believe one’s own bullshit for so long that one develops dangerous/foolish confidence, takes action, and spectacularly fails, devastating millions of people.
Uncle Vlad pulled a Putin by thinking he’d easily seize Ukraine, leading to the complete collapse of his country’s economy, the death of thousands of Russian soldiers, increased NATO spending, and the loss of his honorary Judo belt.

Ashli Babbitt pulled a Putin thinking she’d roll to D.C. and “protect” the Constitution on January 6th, 2021 — Biden was certified as President, she ended up getting shot in the chest, and the effort was declared a domestic terrorism event.
by Chad Zelenskyy March 02, 2022
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Pulling a Wyatt

When someone is playing Call of Duty Black Ops Zombies and has to leave in the middle of the game, abandoning everyone, since he has to go on a 15 mile bike ride.
*/*Round 15*/*

Randy 1: Sorry guys I have to leave the game to go on a 15 mile bike ride.

Randy 2: I hate you.

*/*Randy 1 left the game.*/*

Randy 2: I hate people that are always Pulling a Wyatt.
by BK Randy Scrandy August 16, 2011
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Pull a Juno

"Dude, your recliner smells funky"

"That's because last night my girlfriend and I pulled a Juno on it"

Pull a Juno
by meuzikluver January 27, 2013
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Pulling a Gelhaus

When a white trash man gets angry and puff there chest out like a pigeon and points there nose out like a bird's beak. often found with a riddling peppermint pig .
that dude was so mad he started to pulling a gelhaus on me .
by kprichmond925 July 06, 2020
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Pull a zero

When you go number 2 without wiping afterwards.
Similar to a no wiper but you just don't check.
"When hearing Julio took 2 times to wipe after his shit, beating the current record, Damion went a step further and pulled a zero."

"Dude did you just pull a zero? You smell like shit."

"I'm going to pull a zero on my lunch break and see if the bosses notice."

"I think Jenaé pulled a zero.. it smells really bad in her office."
by smoolio April 03, 2022
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pulling a jalen

When someone says some dumb ass shit and tries to cover it up by saying autocorrect
Bruh your dumb I AM in tutorial!” THAT would be pulling a jalen
by Andre Garcia III March 11, 2019
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