ass pick

what I like to call my significant other when he is really really beeing a jerk

you ass pick - did you smoke the last cigarette and use the last piece of toilet paper

by Pitas September 9, 2006

pick

A piece of metal or plastic to accurately pick strings on a guitar bass or banjo. Kids you see in High School that play guitars in the hallways abandon guitar picks because they are soo good and dont need picks, and is just a way for other people to say wow, that kid is sooo good at the guitar he plays doesnt even need a pick!

fat fingered people and larger hand people who play the guitar need guitar picks to pluck the strings.

faggot high schoolers who play don't need a pick to look good or especially cool.

by killioughtta December 28, 2005

Titty Picker

n. A homosexual; someone who likes to beat on women; used as an insult

You're such a damn titty picker!!!

Domestic violence leads to titty pickers.

by Jim Trejo, Woody Chahine December 14, 2006

picking cotton

picking up white girls (if you're a black guy)

- yo Tyrone, wat u did last saturday nite, dawg?
- I was in da club, picking cotton.

by UrbanPrick January 4, 2012

Pickering

Pickering is without a doubt the crappest little town on earth. It's full of small minded little dings who constantly drive around town in their crap cars listening to 'chooons' and constantly flock to the scabbiest pubs ie the Lettered Board and The Station. No one ever ventures out of this shit hole so all their lives revolve around who's doing what and are plagued with jealousy of every one else.

Pickering Chav 1: As off oot in Pickrin 2nyt kidda gunna tek sum eeees man is thee cummin?'

Pickering Chav 2: 'No tar ar kid gunna go t trackie instead lyk in me Saxo'

by Diana x x August 11, 2012

Dick pick

1. When someone (hopefully a male) sends you a picture of their 'lower region'.
2. When a girl/boy asks another boy for a picture of their 'lower region'.

"Hey, last night Derek sent me a dick pick."

"I'm gonna send you a dick pick, ok?"

by LouiseDoesUrbanDictionary September 19, 2013

Pickax

A pickax is when you stick a flesh light in a vagina and then put your cock in the
flesh light.

Yo ho, how much it cost to give you a pickax.

by Queef Nug December 9, 2008