Violin Plucking

When one plucks their vagina like a violin.

"Do you mind Violin Plucking my cooter just to rile me up? "Sure, my sweet daughter"

by Patrick Deguzmann March 12, 2018

pheasant plucker

pleasant fucker; a corruption first overheard at a Haddasah lunch meeting.

"So, Evelyn, I hear you're seeing Mortie Freedman. He's a pheasant plucker?"

"Yes, Joyce, and a svell dancer, too."

by Supaju August 6, 2008

Phuck

A way to write the word Fuck.
I guess it looks a little Greek-sounding.

Phuck? Is that A Greek word?

by Chris_K. November 15, 2007

Pucker Factor

When an EMT or Paramedic arrives on scene of a call and the first impression of the patient is called the Pucker Factor. The Pucker can be visual as well as nasal. A person who has taken a dump in their pants can lead to a pucker factor, not only of the butt hole but of the nasal passages as well, depending upon whether the EMT or Paramedic is a green rookie or a seasoned veteran. The higher the pucker factor of the EMS providers on scene, the more urgent the need for rapid and immediate transport to a hospital. A partial amputation would have a pucker factor of a 5 or 6 whereas a complete amputation would have a pucker factor of a 7 or an 8.

EMT1: What was that call last night, I heard it go out but I was out of town?
EMT2: It was a victim of pretty serious fall at the construction site over on Third Street.
EMT1: Damn, how bad was it?
EMT2: The way he landed, he was all twisted up like a pretzel. It gave me a pucker factor of six right away.
EMT1: No shit, so what did you guys do?
EMT2: I called dispatch to get fly the bird right away.
EMT1: Wow, no shit. I wish I had been there.

by Jay Dog February 2, 2010

phuck

a douchebag way of spelling fuck developed by bandwagon Philadelphia Phillies fans. The f is replaced by a ph because the ph from phillies. Simple and stupid. True Phillies fans shy away from this grammar because they have respect for themselves.

Bandwagon: The Phillies are phuckin awesome!
True Fan: How long have you been a phillies fan?
Bandwagon: Picked up last year during the playoffs. They phucked up every team.
True fan: Well, Fuck you!

by LtotheTtotheD October 22, 2009

Plucking daisies

Trippin' hardcore over whether or not a female/male is into you.

"This girl, man, she got me plucking daisies."

by doitdoitdoit March 22, 2009

puckernut

when you are busted in a lie and your asshole puckers up and your balls shrivel and crawl up your ass in fear or embarrassment

N. Jones caught her spouse with his homely mistress and he turned into a PUCKERNUT in 2.5 seconds!

by fancifree4me June 3, 2010