montana potato

when a girl licks a guy's sack and junk to get his precum to cover his balls like butter

no example needed of a montana potato

by lolcrack April 26, 2014

slimy potato

When a man and a woman have just gotten out of the pool and they decide to have sex but his dick got wet in the pool so it is slimy

When we were at the rich kid's pool skinny dipping we were going to fuck on their patio table but he had a slimy potato so he fingered me with a pickle instead.

by Halfway43 April 7, 2015

dumb potato basket

Your dumb and a basket that holds potatoes. Duh! Put two and two together. P.s. I love my children.

You are a dumb potato basket.

by jhgt June 17, 2015

Fancy Potato

When a person is completely unattractive, but not totally ugly.

Bruh, your girl looks like a fancy potato.

by Dotcompart2 January 19, 2017

baked potato holder

Holds baked potatoes

Wow, I ought to buy me a new baked potato holder!

by SwaggyPotato214 January 23, 2017

rat potato

An annoyance or disturbance

Yo Bella was being such a rat potato today!

by Dyduraicpydar7fupf7rsrsircigc March 15, 2017

Loaded Potato

Where 10 homeless guys jack off into a soda can. Once they are all done someone smashes it

Guy1: Dood! I just saw some homeless guys do a loaded potato!
Guy2: No way! Really?!

by Guzzler Of Cum April 10, 2017