Phillips Exeter Academy

A secondary co-educational boarding school which takes all those who were not accepted to Phillips Academy Andover and pretends like they are better. The Exonian student body is made up of pompous, unhappy, and boring individuals with an average amount of school pride, only because of their odd sense of horrific and over-competetive rivalry. They tend to sneak around slipping in snide comments about how their school is number one, when everyone knows that Andover is better, has been here longer, and has no weird obsession with the "Harkness table." In all honesty, Exeter is a fine school, but so is Andover and many of the Andover - Exeter kids are actually friends, and there are even some Andover-Exeter families, but there are some Exonians who take the rivalry too seriously and are overly mean and aggressive. In conclusion, Exeter is fine, sure, it'll get you somewhere but Andover will always be number one.

Bill from Connecticut: I went to Phillips Exeter Academy!
Chick he's trying to pick up: Cool beans...

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Claire from Singapore: I went to Andover!
Guy she's trying to impress: Will you marry me?
Claire: Das right.

by emjohnson November 9, 2011

phill

really really stuipd and has 2 go back 2 kindergarden

ur so phil

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

philly cheese snake

The Philly Cheese snake is a sexual act in which the man applies cheese wiz to his dick. The woman then licks or sucks the cheese of.

Mike: dude get me the cheese wizz, Laruens giving me a philly cheese snake tonight.

Chris: eww gross man.

by flesh of the stars January 13, 2008

phillips

Worst brand of vodka ever. Useful for shitty nights where you feel bad about writing a paper, or if you're broke. Prepare to hug the toilet.

Person 1: I am shit broke, but want to get fucked up tonight.

Person 2: Just get a bottle of phillips.

by spoonman184 March 28, 2011

phill o'shagnasty

The above description fails to include the word 'ginger'.

Watch that dirty ginger Phil O'Shagnasty run away in a drunken way after attempting to breed with a motor vehicle.

by CockMaster April 5, 2003

phillabusta

A person who cannot, and must not, be trusted

"Never could trust a phillabusta" - Zack De La Rocha

by SpeedLoader December 12, 2008

Philly Hotplate

To have anal sex with a woman while she has loose stool. Or to have sex with a woman who is simultaneously attempting to push out fecies, or to fight the prarie dog back into the hole.

Your mom served up a Philly Hotplate last night.

by Ryan Michael Vincent May 16, 2007