Referring to all social media picture posts as LAME.
General from someone who doesn't use social media and thinks it is a joke, government policing system.
Basically, Say social media posts are for the grossest of people.
FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patched
F-Patched Oh, I scooped that girl/guy off of Tinder and they FPatched me all over their Instagram and FFB the day after our connection.
FPatch my nuts on your accounts, Baby!

I was F-Patched at my cousin's wedding and my mom will not stop sharing it with everyone.

Yeah, we can F-Patch the video, no faces though....
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To be posted on lame ass social media
FPatch

FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patched
Don"t FPatch me on your post Urban DIC>
FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patched
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Patch it

Where a slag wants you to go away
I’ve got no bra on so patch it
by Poppy Ellison August 09, 2018
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orangutan patch

A patch/clump of girl hair found in bathrooms and bedrooms. It's matted content clings to surfaces including sheets, carpets, drains, and wet shower walls/floors. When someone comes across an orangutan patch, the general reaction is that of disgust. It's removal involves a thumb and index finger pinch, full arm extension, and release into waste bin.
Boy: God damn it Marge, not another orangutan patch, I thought we went over this.

Girl: It's not mine, it's too dark to be mine.
Boy: Well it definetly doesn't belong to me.
Girl: Fine, I guess I'll clean it up, fucking orangutan patches.
by drink91 April 17, 2010
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Ghillie Patch

Rarely known condition where your born with a hairless, smooth patch of skin instead of genitalia, these people crave physical attention, as they are aware the can never fornicate. The reason behind the name is simple, derived from the camouflage ghillie suit, ghillie patch got it’s name from the fact that your genitalia is essentially invisible like a soldier in a ghillie suit.
Omg did you know Gavin has a ghillie patch.

Always wondered why I never saw him at a urinal
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Patching

To go for freshman boys no matter what their age. And to not use common sense.
She's 18 and she's still Patching.
by Rabbitlover101 November 18, 2016
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piddle patch

When someone laughs so hard, they pee on the couch they're sitting on.
Christine was laughing so hard she made a piddle patch.
by Jssjjaajajah May 05, 2017
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