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cabbage patching

a term used when a pedophile is going to go pick out a random child to rape
That creep at the playground is cabbage patching our kids. Someone call the police.
by The Lady Rowan July 30, 2016
mugGet the cabbage patchingmug.

Patching

To go for freshman boys no matter what their age. And to not use common sense.
She's 18 and she's still Patching.
by Rabbitlover101 November 18, 2016
mugGet the Patchingmug.

mia patch

someone who never stops talking also known to be a dumb blonde
“oh mia patch?she never shuts up”
by akakoziabw January 19, 2022
mugGet the mia patchmug.

Wet patch survivor

A child who's father is a wanker
All my children are wet patch survivors their father is a wanker
by Gmadilemma August 13, 2022
mugGet the Wet patch survivormug.

Berry Patch

A “berry patch” is a word for the females crotch.
“Hey Hannah what’s wrong?” “ oh nothing, my berry patch just itches.”
by Pancake007 June 21, 2019
mugGet the Berry Patchmug.

grass patch bad

When something goes so bad, it's as bad as passing out in a patch of grass behind an apartment building next to a bar.
Dude, I was so drunk last night, it was grass patch bad.
by Jose Agua July 28, 2010
mugGet the grass patch badmug.

Patches

Calm down patches.
by MexxiLuna May 8, 2022
mugGet the Patchesmug.

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