Packing orgasm

When you pick a box that you think is the perfect size for the contents which is to be included and once packed, it is the perfect fit (with no or very little excess space) = 'Packing Orgasm'.

I have just had a packing orgasm, there is no space in that box for anything more, everything fitted perfectly.

by vintagelov3 June 13, 2013

paying off the refs

It is the giving the referee's money/goods to make call's towards them.

Brazil is paying off the refs.

by WolfOfWalstreet June 14, 2014

parking lot christian

Someone who claims to be a good christian. When they pull in the church parking lot, they don a mask that shows them to be good, people loving, god fearing christians and when they pull out of the parking lot, they turn into evil, nasty, manipulative, judgemental spawns of satan. Hence, you have a parking lot christian.

You'd be surprised how many people in church turn out to be parking lot christians.

by TAZ73 November 22, 2014

poking the badger

The act of harassing, cajoling or otherwise provoking a reaction from a crabby overworked colleague.

"Daves still not completed that document and I asked him a thousand times!" "Don't worry- just keep poking the badger"

by Gravydavy March 21, 2016

Peaking Duck

The duck that comes out of a girls vagina to bite you.

Dana went to the ER because his lady friends peaking duck bit his dick off.

by Crab-Rangoon March 13, 2019

slacker parking

Driving into a parking lot to discover the spot directly ahead of you is available. Parking in a spot that doesn't require any effort, like turning the steering wheel. Sometimes it doesn't even require brakes (when there's a wall in front and your car is a beater). Also known as "no-effort-parking."

"Dude, slacker park this bitch right in front of us," or "Sweet, slacker parking is available."

by Spiv May 17, 2006

Jurassic Parking

When you watch Jurassic Park at high volume to mask the sound of moaning during vigorous sex.

"Adam and his girlfriend were Jurassic Parking last night while his parents were home."

by sparky_penguin18 March 11, 2019