Fantasy Docking

The filthy act of one man day dreaming about banging a super hot woman and then realizing that he is in fact fucking another mans penis.

Reamer tried to imagine that he was getting it on with Lindsey L. (pre-coked out crackwhore status) and was rubbing her breasts when all of a sudden he realized she had really hairy tits and her cooter felt funny too, then he realized he was just fantasy docking again and had is cock shoved in the cap of his hairy buddy Rosco's schlong... He came anyway

by ScoobaSteveTX November 3, 2010

Dry docking

An act of an abrupt penetration attempt without proper lubrication.

Because he went all dry docking up in my business, the ABS system engaged.

Slow down bro, don’t dry dock me!

by Refs67 June 19, 2025

Glory Docking

Getting docked, through a glory hole.

The boys couldn't wait to knock off work and get down to Andy's for a good glory docking.

by Professor Alec December 20, 2021

Dock With Aquarius

The act of docking oneself with the top of a traffic cone, in order to discharge liquid shit. Without getting it all over oneself.

The lunch tuck tacos did not agree with me I need to “Dock with Aquarius” immediately before I dispel liquid death on myself.

by Dallas logic March 6, 2022

Strategic docking

Strategic docking is when a person inserts his penis into the forseskin of another man's penis. The strategic part of it is when someone isn't paying attention. For example during a pvp session, someone sneaks under your desk and docks you very quickly.

Vikz likes Strategic docking. It makes his genitals all tingly, since it feels special.

by blijekarper March 29, 2020

speed docking

A new form of space docking thought to have originated in the jam scene of Baltimore. While space docking is the act of defecating directly into one's vagina. Like a space ship attempting to dock to a space station, "space docking" involves very accurate control and near-perfect alignment of the two orifices.

The true tale of what speed docking is still remains a mystery. Some say it is a version of space docking but on a boat while spun out.

"Hey mama, wanna ride my boat and try speed docking tonight?"

by TronTastic Cheshire Avenger August 23, 2011

Invasive Docking

When a man pushes his penis into another man’s urethra (like wearing the other dick like a glove).

Shannon: Chris! Did you here that Dustin got an Invasive Docking from Steven?
Chris: No way! I bet his dick is split like a hotdog in the microwave!!!

by TheMackDaddy May 31, 2022