Mind Fat

Someone who is so lazy that they can't even be bothered to do something that requires the smallest amount of cognitive ability.

Ezra: I found a place to get cheap iPod headphones!

Chase: WHERE?

Ezra: They're like 6 bucks on the Internet

Chase: Meh, I don't care THAT much

Ezra: You are so mind fat

Chase: ...

Ezra: ...Want me to get you the link?

by Mr. Body Massage October 5, 2009

fat crackhead

Rob Ford, Mayor of Toronto

He is fat and sweaty with a giant head and admits to smoking crack while being the mayor of toronto
Therefore he is a Fat crackhead
Maybe the fattest of his kind.

by Vanessa5082 November 5, 2013

fat-assism

when someone eats so much and they don't care what, to which they have a disease or condition called fatassism

i have a disease. it's called fat-assism.

by javier montoya jose rodriguez December 13, 2010

Fat wopper

A big shit

oi oi lad i gotta take a fat wopper

by kenkie October 26, 2016

Fat Claiming

It's not fat shaming, just fat claiming. It's not like you are saying it's "bad to be fat" you are just saying "that person is fat" with no ill intent.

"She's fat."
"Dude, thats fat shaming."
"Nah man, theres nothing wrong with being fat. I'm just fat claiming."
"Ohhhhh. k."

by WhatTheCrackerBarrel February 10, 2020

fat chubby

The term used for when people with fat dicks get a boner.

Ryan: oh that girls given me a fat chubby.

Matt: fuck me that's a fat as fuck chubby.

by unchowiee April 24, 2016

Fat Fuck

A person that treats people like shit because they are resentful that they are fat. Not all Fat people are like this but Fat Fucks are only nice to other fat people until the other person loses weight then they are bitter and rude to them.

That fat fuck is so annoying and rude.

by HoodforChrist January 22, 2019